Oh! Well! I never was there ever!

[curiouscat]

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[munkustrap]

I don't care what eggs you prefer.

Stay away from Victoria!

You keep leaving her in the lurch and me with bail to pay. You don't want to piss me off, I don't always play so nice.

[horriblecat]

huh

see, I do worry about those less nice games, but the one good thing about them is that they are hard to play from a distance and there is always such healthy distance between us

purely out of respect of course, Munkustrap, sir

still, it's a relief

especially as distance leads to absence and absence makes the heart grow fonder

and don't you sometimes feel like you can't appreciate your money properly? as a service we provide, we like to improve relationships

with your money being more absent, your heart will grow more fond and with me, us, being absent from you, you will be too fond to play any not nice games

and we love Victoria!

[munkustrap]

I don't want you near my money or anything I care about or just ... please, get out of my life.

I would really appreciate it if you just left my life.

And never came back.

AND if you loved Victoria, you'd be better friends. Friends don't ditch friends at the first sign of trouble.

[horriblecat]

well, no

see, the first sign of trouble is me

the second is rumpleteazer

we don't ditch her until about the ninety-ninth

which is more than most friends ever get

[munkustrap]

You really are the worst.

Don't try that bullshit on me, doesn't work.

If you want to be her friend, get your act together. Otherwise, get lost.

Final warning.

... Also did you steal koi from my koi pond. And if so... HOW?

[horriblecat]

I mean

not saying I stole any koi, but

how hard do you reckon that'd be?

[munkustrap]

I hope you put it in water because it will die outside of it and I don't want that to happen.

It might be Bradley... Victoria loves him.

Please don't kill Bradley.

[horriblecat]

I think they are worth more alive than dead

much like me :D

[munkustrap]

Get off my roof.

Return my Koi.

And stay away from Victoria.

All I ask of you is these three simple things. They're not a lot to ask.

[horriblecat]

I did one of the three

what's in it for me?

[munkustrap]

I won't kick your arse.

[horriblecat]

oh, I believe you would, if you could

so that's a hypothetical and hypothesis is not a valid currency

[munkustrap]

Yeaaaaah

Next time I see you, I am definitely going to kick your arse.

Return my koi by tomorrow.

[horriblecat]

now you have just devalued your own currency!

what kind of accountant are you?!

[munkustrap]

A very important one.

And we are not using currency now, negotiations are over.

I will kick your arse for killing my koi... I will assume it's already dead.

[horriblecat]

damn, the economy really is tanking, huh?

millennials killing the kois

I don't even like avocado